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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 861
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Madster15 : I'm not sure what I'm suppose to write here. I'm Maddi, I speak German, I like cats, I like metal (both literal and music form), gaming (MMO and assassins creed and skyrim, because yes) and I take an interest in psychology. Message me if you like. Or not. Such hair. Much blue. Wow.

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Today, a customer complained that his earphones stopped properly functioning even though he bought them less than a month ago. After checking them, I realised that there was so much earwax caked into them that it affected the sound quality. FML

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, my friend excitedly told me about the number of guys who are romantically interested in her. I realized how pathetic my life is when all I could talk about in turn was the number of coupons I got to use today at the store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43707) - you deserved it (5358)

On 06/24/2014 at 2:38pm - love - by doubleCoupon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I clogged my girlfriend's toilet, so being a gentleman, I tried to rectify the situation. I plunged the holy fuck out of that damned toilet, only for her to accuse me of jacking off because I was taking so long. When she stormed in and the smell hit her, she called me a pig. I just can't win. FML


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On 06/01/2014 at 2:34pm - misc - by shart up, your puns suck (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML


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On 04/06/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML


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On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML


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On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58024) - you deserved it (7304)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML


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On 08/29/2013 at 2:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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