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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 September 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 713
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Madiluvscookies : Irrelevant stuff to FML? Sure!
Tae kwon do.
Grammar Nazi.
Junior in highschool.
Freshman in college.
I'm pretty fantastic.
Cookie monster is my hero.
I love cookies. Obviously.
No, obviously I am not fat.
Music = life.
I am extremely sarcastic.
But I am extremely nice.
Anything else? Ask(:

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Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36174) - you deserved it (8625)

On 05/04/2011 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49865) - you deserved it (16269)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48773) - you deserved it (10070)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37169) - you deserved it (9271)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31332) - you deserved it (5452)

On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half naked. FML


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On 11/15/2009 at 2:51am - love - by irishbitch (woman) -

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14509) - you deserved it (39709)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:14am - kids - by stupidsantaclaus (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that "Je suis excité" does not mean "I'm excited" in French. It means "I'm sexually excited"... more or less. I've been doing a lot of exciting things and using it a lot the past two weeks. With my French friends, people I meet, and especially with my host family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35377) - you deserved it (13705)

On 09/21/2009 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (25982) - you deserved it (4793)

On 09/13/2009 at 3:04am - intimacy - by sunlightchild_14 (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28095) - you deserved it (92977)

On 09/12/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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