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MadeOfAwesome
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 March 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58469) - you deserved it (8019)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML

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On 09/12/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML

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On 09/12/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML

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On 08/16/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by stupidtoothpick2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 3:32am - work - by Windstar (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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