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Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road. The car in front of me decided to merge over. It kicked up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through my open window. I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks (38534) - you totally deserved it (1978)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by travinator121611 (man) - United States (California)

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Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36510) - you totally deserved it (3801)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30799) - you totally deserved it (9265)

On 08/11/2009 at 8:17am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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