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Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

#18553074
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28817) - you deserved it (2268)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML

#18449960
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23125) - you deserved it (2090)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:26am - work - by gmnesbitt - United States (Michigan)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7332) - you deserved it (57647)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10136) - you deserved it (27824)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37020) - you deserved it (21243)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49715) - you deserved it (16957)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49715) - you deserved it (16957)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38013) - you deserved it (3910)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35873) - you deserved it (30916)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

#15000344
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21703) - you deserved it (33727)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML

#13930186
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19429) - you deserved it (3567)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#12781216
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11864) - you deserved it (31526)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32621) - you deserved it (6655)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18984) - you deserved it (4345)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

#7097610
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7538) - you deserved it (26724)

On 01/02/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Texas)



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