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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 July 1976 (39 years)
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Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML


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Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML


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