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  • Number of visits : 19253
  • Number of comments : 85
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Today, I told my 13 year old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML

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257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38723) - you deserved it (7830)

On 10/18/2009 at 10:33pm - kids - by MGZ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37856) - you deserved it (6925)

On 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by AdriBAMF - United States (Oregon)

Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it and when they finally left I went by the table to pick up my tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML

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229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53254) - you deserved it (6229)

On 07/13/2009 at 10:04pm - work - by Nick (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26673) - you deserved it (41608)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)



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