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MR_Anderson
  • Town/Country : Cherry Point, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 June 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 11645
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About MR_Anderson : former Marine...now college student....not much else to say

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Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

#9023853
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7049) - you deserved it (24549)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27483) - you deserved it (6328)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and feel down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

#8837679
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20595) - you deserved it (5279)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:24am - love - by harro101 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boss fired me because "I didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

#8837670
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19390) - you deserved it (3038)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:23am - work - by koletatlow19 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

#8837524
97 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 12:17am - animals - by Catois (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to listen to a girl who just came back from the bathroom, talk about the "gigantic massive dump" she took, and even held her hands up to show the size. FML

#8835059
130 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 10:51pm - misc - by Grossed_out (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

#8823519
66 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 1:52pm - health - by GoDiarrhea (woman) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half a block of cheese carving cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML

#8819717
124 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 7:43am - work - by Garry (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I found out my brother blew chunks into the inside of my jeans. How did I find this out? I put them on. FML

#8819162
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21019) - you deserved it (2331)

On 03/04/2010 at 6:24am - misc - by AZN656 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610
181 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML

#8764219
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10314) - you deserved it (21185)

On 03/02/2010 at 12:15am - love - by oldandmarriedapparently (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

#8763974
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19080) - you deserved it (5022)

On 03/02/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by sleeper - Sent from mobile version

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
399 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38696) - you deserved it (8816)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

#8678554
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24237) - you deserved it (4838)

On 02/27/2010 at 12:02am - love - by dino317 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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