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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 June 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14907
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About MR_Anderson : former Marine...now college student....not much else to say

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MR_Anderson's favorite FMLs

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

#17184775
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56431) - you deserved it (7001)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36270) - you deserved it (7404)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

#17167728
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35981) - you deserved it (12113)

On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9254) - you deserved it (55305)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9254) - you deserved it (55305)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9254) - you deserved it (55305)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML

#17094031
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11167) - you deserved it (96557)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31982) - you deserved it (6530)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38448) - you deserved it (21853)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31731) - you deserved it (5381)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31953) - you deserved it (7600)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

#16977432
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31374) - you deserved it (6033)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

#16971210
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33533) - you deserved it (4017)

On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10341) - you deserved it (43315)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37232) - you deserved it (5040)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)



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