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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1258
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MLuckyCapoeirist : If you like capoeira, or animes talk to me :)

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Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML

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