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MLuckyCapoeirist
  • Town/Country : Me, You
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 693
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MLuckyCapoeirist : If you like capoeira, or animes talk to me :)

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Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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On 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML

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