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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2129
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About M155CH405 : Cat, I'm a kitty cat.
And I dance dance dance
Dance dance dance dance.
Cat, I'm a kitty cat!!

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M155CH405's favorite FMLs

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24236) - you deserved it (2212)

On 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm - misc - by Brooke (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31502) - you deserved it (4871)

On 05/10/2015 at 4:40am - love - by gassygirlfriend - United States (Idaho)

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19980) - you deserved it (27333)

On 03/10/2015 at 8:33pm - love - by MyPrecious... (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30472) - you deserved it (2440)

On 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm - work - by miewann - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28341) - you deserved it (4961)

On 01/04/2015 at 6:14pm - love - by TimJack18 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my father I'm going to a club with a friend and staying the night at my friend's place. He asked for my friend's name, number, and address so he knows where I'll be. I'm 30 years old. FML

Today, I realized that customers at my work ask me "Are you new or just stupid?" just as often as they did when I first started. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29807) - you deserved it (7790)

On 11/24/2014 at 2:21pm - work - by stupid - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38153) - you deserved it (11325)

On 11/21/2014 at 4:56am - intimacy - by weirdthingtosay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30967) - you deserved it (3615)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43688) - you deserved it (13255)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34566) - you deserved it (3616)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into your mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I need brain bleach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40483) - you deserved it (9363)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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