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M155CH405

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2248
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About M155CH405 : Cat, I'm a kitty cat.
And I dance dance dance
Dance dance dance dance.
Cat, I'm a kitty cat!!

M155CH405's page activity

Visits<b>Robby2448</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 12:33am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 5:25am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 4:14pm<b>lonewolf63</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 10:15pm<b>minimanion</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 9:37pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 5:58pm<b>mauguster</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 11:11am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 3:51pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:35pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:51pm<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:28pm<b>AMcM</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 7:52am<b>maximus_prime</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 5:17pm<b>TheBeast26</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 10:00am<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 7:44pm<b>masoko</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 4:49am<b>jesusalejndr</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 11:45pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 8:24pm

Fucked!<b>Robby2448</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 6:33am<b>mauguster</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 5:11pm<b>lonewolf63</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:42am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 12:59pm<b>AMcM</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 12:15am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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M155CH405's favorite FMLs

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

by gassygirlfriend / 05/10/2015 at 4:40am / United States (Idaho) / Love

Today, my husband used the vacuum cleaner. Proud of him for this first-ever initiative, I congratulated him. His second initiative was to stick the nozzle on my ass, yelling, "Liposuction!" FML

by chassezlenaturel / 03/24/2015 at 8:58am / Belgium / Love

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

by MyPrecious... / 03/10/2015 at 8:33pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML

by miewann / 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML

by TimJack18 / 01/04/2015 at 6:14pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love

Today, I told my father I'm going to a club with a friend and staying the night at my friend's place. He asked for my friend's name, number, and address so he knows where I'll be. I'm 30 years old. FML

Today, I realized that customers at my work ask me "Are you new or just stupid?" just as often as they did when I first started. FML

by stupid / 11/24/2014 at 2:21pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

by weirdthingtosay / 11/21/2014 at 4:56am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

by lexigan4 / 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm / United Kingdom / Kids

Today, I cut myself pretty badly with a knife. I was bleeding quite a lot, so I yelled to my husband to bring me some kitchen roll, along with the first aid kit. He rushed in with the roll… to clean the floor. FML

by DiiiDiiine / 10/27/2014 at 10:22am / France (Limousin) / Health

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into your mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I need brain bleach. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy