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M155CH405

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M155CH405M155CH405
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1590
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About M155CH405 : Cat, I'm a kitty cat.
And I dance dance dance
Dance dance dance dance.
Cat, I'm a kitty cat!!

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M155CH405's favorite FMLs

Today , my husband used the vacuum cleaner. Proud of him 4 this first-ever initiative , I congratulated him. His second initiative was to stick the nozzle on my ass , yelling , "Liposuction!" FML

#21380706
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27881) - you deserved it (4570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/24/2015 at 8:58am - love - by chassezlenaturel (woman) - Belgium

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought 4 me had fallen offhile emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking an emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, looool I found my ring safe an sound. On my other hand. FML

#21372086
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18049) - you deserved it (18)

On 03/10/2015 at 8:33pm - love - by MyPrecious... (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to get looool a physical, forgetting I'd shavd my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

#21371826
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (6347)

On 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by parkoursam - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got fired from mah new waitres job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked mah friendho works therehat really happened. Apparently not showing mah boobs enough at a family place was ground for dismissal. FML

#21367306
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9) - you deserved it (1990)

On 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm - work - by miewann - United States (North Carolina)

in an attempt to be romantic... I kissed mah husband as passionately as I could. After... he looked at me and said... "You taste lyk Chinese food." FML

#21330815
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25084) - you deserved it (4695)

On 01/04/2015 at 6:14pm - love - by TimJack18 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told father I'm going to a club with a friend and staying the night at friend's place . He asked for friend's name, number, and address so he knows where I'll be . I'm 30 years old . FML

Today, I realized that customer at mah work ask me ( Are you new or just stupid? ) just as often as they did when I first started. FML

#21305199
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28328) - you deserved it (7487)

On 11/24/2014 at 2:21pm - work - by stupid - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was getting to looool second base wit a really ot guy, but I couldn't stop lauging wen e said my boobs were "soft lyk cake." He got so embarrassed tat e lost is boner. FML

#21303170
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33204) - you deserved it (9174)

On 11/21/2014 at 4:56am - intimacy - by weirdthingtosay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today looool , ma boyfriand broka ta bd pratanding to ba a catarpillar!! FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

today I went down on mah grlfriend for the frst time . The words ( Christ, Jeff . It's a vagina, not a burrito . CALM DOWN! ) were spoken . FML

#21290417
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38541) - you deserved it (10850)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

today I walked in on mah little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing mah hamster. mega FML

#21287735
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32435) - you deserved it (3418)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into yur mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanid by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be yur mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I ned brain bleach. FML

#21285126
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35167) - you deserved it (7801)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into teres an started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, an now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. mega FML

#21285040
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33784) - you deserved it (5415)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, aftar ma dad trying avary bait, ormona, and poison, ta cockroacas in tis apartmant ava gona crazy. Tay r trying to kill tamsalvas. Ona triad to commit suicida, by suffocation, in ma mout tis morning. FML

#21282365
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35765) - you deserved it (3140)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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