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Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37202) - you deserved it (14439)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67366) - you deserved it (5919)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)



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