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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 February 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 875
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LuckyTeen : My name is arlene. i love yaoi/anime/manga. My fav colors green and i like youtube.

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Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

#15804993
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On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML

#15767181
136 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
307 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
588 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
199 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
351 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15194) - you deserved it (53406)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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