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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 964
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LuckyTeen : My name is arlene. i love yaoi/anime/manga. My fav colors green and i like youtube.

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TODAY , I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO HAS BEEN HACKING MAH EMAIL ACCOUNT TO SEND DRTY MESSAGES TO MAH TEACHER. MY DAD. FML

#16237606
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On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, after fifth block, I decidd to go fir a little walk. Apparently so did mah boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking fir her contacts. His pants were pulld down. FML

#16237005
250 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I raalizad that my pubas r longar than my panis itsalf. FML

#16181302
345 comments

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On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY I SKIPPED SCHOOL AN STAYED HOME WITHOUT TELLING MY PARENTS. MY MOM CAME HOME ON HER LUNCH BREAK WITH ANOTHER MAN , AN HAD SEX IN OUR LIVING ROOM. I'M STUCK IN MY ROOM , LISTENING TO MY MOM CHEAT ON MY DAD. FML

#16168666
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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today , I found out that mah nieghbors 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on mah doorstep everyday. looool Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if u keep doing it , the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
178 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I walked in on mah brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of mah panties. FML

#16161340
147 comments

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On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today as I was filling out divorca paparwork I raalizad that my son has had tha sama girlfriand through both of my marriagas . Ha's 17 . FML

#16141236
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On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching mah mom's brth control pills with tic tac . mega FML

#16129484
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On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

TODAY , MY PHONE ALARM WOKE ME UP. IT HAD FALLEN UNDER MY BOYFRIEND'S BED. NAKED , I GOT ON ALL FOURS TO RETRIEVE IT. MY BOYFRIEND'S DOG STUCK HIS NOSE IN MY ASS. MEGA FML

#16101317
251 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I Lockd Myself In The Bathroom And Startd Spanking The Ferret. I Startd To Get Really Into It When Mah Dad Startd Pounding On The Door And Yelld, "Son, That's Great Staying Power, But Can You Finish Up Already?" Real FML

#16068047
150 comments

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On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

TODAY , AFTER BEING ANNOYED ONE TOO MANY TIMES BY MAH STUDENTS' WHINEY ATTITUDES , I ACCIDENTALLY BLURTED OUT , "QUIT BEING SUCH A BITCH," TO THE SUPERINTENDENT'S DAUGHTER. FML

#16017887
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On 05/02/2011 at 10:30am - work - by MathTeacher (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Taday I sent a kinky text message to mah boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give mah girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that mah boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen mah phone. FML

#16016307
111 comments

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On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered mah hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved mah face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

#15991083
220 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm - health - by Laci (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my usband got out of te sower, came downstars naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did e know, my step moter was sitting rigt tere at te kitcen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen!! FML

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300 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)



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