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LuciusAelius
  • Town/Country : Springfield, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 February 1992 (21 years)
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Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML

#3208136
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51552) - you deserved it (2905)

On 06/25/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by dazedandconfused (woman) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

#3203701
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38687) - you deserved it (2015)

On 06/25/2009 at 12:22pm - work - by KP (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

#3203047
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31798) - you deserved it (4952)

On 06/25/2009 at 11:37am - misc - by mickstinator - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

#3201910
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27887) - you deserved it (8807)

On 06/25/2009 at 10:13am - work - by KN (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was awoken by my son squirting liquid on me from a bottle. We have a high deer population in our area, so I spray urine contained in black bottle on my plants to help deter the deer from eating them. I also water my flowers with water from a blue bottle. My son used the black one. FML

#3200106
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26726) - you deserved it (5711)

On 06/25/2009 at 6:17am - misc - by GoldenShower (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

#3199302
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71776) - you deserved it (3120)

On 06/25/2009 at 4:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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