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Lozinger

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 642
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lozinger : I have a great sense of humour, making people laugh is the best part of life.
I love the beach and going to clubs. I'm a self professed computer nerd. Nintendo 64 FTW : )
Completed High School, and beginning a double bachelors degree in Forensic Science and Criminology.

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Lozinger's favorite FMLs

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57721) - you deserved it (12330)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY..!! AT WORK..!! AN OLD LADY CAME TROUG MA LINE TO BUY SOME GROCERIES!! SE TOLD ME SE LOST ER PURSE AND WAS A LITTLE SORT!! IT WAS BUSY..!! SO I PULLED OUT MA LITTLE PURSE AND GAVE ER TE MONEY SE NEEDED!! A FEW MINUTE LATER SE RETURNED WIT MA BOSS..!! INSISTING TAT MA PURSE WAS ERS!! MEGA FML

#13204000
89 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, After A Few Months Of Mah Neighbors Friend Parking Outside His House An Honking Until He Cummed Outside, I Happened To Be Out Doing Lawn Work. I Politely Screamed ( STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN! ) To Which They Responded By Moving In Front Of MY House An Holding Down Their Horn. I Hate People. FML

#12930514
254 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

Today mah boyfriend of three yeres proposd to me . He brought me to our favorite restaurant and orderd expensive champagne . It was all very romantic until he got on one knee and I fartd out of surprise . Loudly .

#12837026
123 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:48am - love - by maebyf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband discoverd that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turnd to me an whisperd 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moand. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816
161 comments

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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silencehen he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear."

#7563904
159 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was sereching the Internet. They watchd me google "chronic itchy anus". fat FML

#6287129
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10402) - you deserved it (48148)

On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

#503348
897 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled mah name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it an assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 an a graduate student, they're six an mentally challenged. Guess who was right? big fat FML

#260093
112 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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