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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 April 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 35261
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

#2855395
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86756) - you deserved it (4161)

On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I see my dad on a bike so I shout after him. He turns his head around and then runs into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

#2028672
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21079) - you deserved it (35083)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by Richocet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
445 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36295) - you deserved it (153577)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29642) - you deserved it (101208)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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