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LordXavier
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 September 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 286
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54145) - you deserved it (2468)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34007) - you deserved it (2932)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30163) - you deserved it (7290)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States