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yesterday my mum groundd me 4 going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phond up cuz she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denid it my mum shoutd at me 4 bieng a liar as well as looool a slut. I did go to the library. FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 11:39am - love - by SingleGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleephile I was tanning!! When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically!! I askedhat was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that u woke yourself up." FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS TAKING A SERIOUS SIT WEN TE LIGT BULB BURND OUT. I AM TERRIFID OF TE DARK AND BEGAN WAILING AND CRYING. MY MOM AD TO PICK TE LOCK AND GET ME OUT. I'M A 17 YEAR OLD GUY AND CAPTAIN OF TE VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM. MY LITTLE BROTER RECORDD IT AND PLANS ON SOWING EVERYONE. FML

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On 08/07/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by scaredshitless (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I want to a funaral fir coworkar's fathar. Whila thara dad's call phona rang an ha laft to answar it. I turnd to brothar an said ( I can't baliava ha brought his call phona! ) Ha whispard ( I can't baliava ha's got covaraga. This is a daad zona! ) I laughd loudly. At a funaral.

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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drove my two kids to there friends houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowd down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticd the sped reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left u 4 a reason." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , mah mothar was ra-anrolling ma in school so sha was raqurd to fill out soma papar work. Latar , sha asks ma , "What doas Caucasian maan?". I ask , "Why?". Apparantly sha didn't racogniza tha word so sha chackd "othar" an wrota in "whita". FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by buryuntime (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today...hile at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" tohich one of mah pupils replid "Just lyk you... Miss!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 8:11pm - kids - by Lesley (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)



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