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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2906
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge!! I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire!! FML

#17326829
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28098) - you deserved it (5203)

On 08/01/2011 at 12:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, AFTER WATCING INSIDIOUS, MA BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SCARE ME WILE I WAS ON TE TOILET. I WAS IN MID-PISS WEN E JUMPED OUT AT ME, AN I RAN SCREAMING AN PEIENG DOWN TE ALL. FML

#17206347
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42078) - you deserved it (10361)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I dropped my urine sample on my pants. Not only do I now not ave a sample, it looks like I pissed myself. FML

#15240509
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25441) - you deserved it (8355)

On 03/08/2011 at 1:23pm - health - by caqi33 - United States

TODAY, WHILE STOCKING SHELVE WITH CANNED GOODS, A KID NO OLDER THAN TEN RAN DOWN THE AISLE, KNOCKING DOWN EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH. HE WAS FOLLOWED BY HIS MOTHER WHO WAS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. FML

#14840451
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29806) - you deserved it (2430)

On 02/04/2011 at 3:13pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, after suffering from constipation fir three days, I finally took a dump . Just as things reachd the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang . FML

#14752414
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22988) - you deserved it (2726)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:06am - health - by Poopie (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after staying up all night at friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on cheek, so I slapped it away. When I hered crying, I opened eyes and realized it was friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

#14577933
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31392) - you deserved it (14663)

On 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by ash (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Had To Walk Three Miles Home From Work. Both My Parents Were At Home. The Reason They Wouldn't Collect Me Is Apparently Because I've "gotten So Fat, Yur Grandma Cried After She Saw You". FML

#14492583
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19286) - you deserved it (23030)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

yesterday my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
294 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57721) - you deserved it (12330)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

2day I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he cummed over and talked to the girls. FML

#12997934
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6938) - you deserved it (55181)

On 09/11/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I cummed ome to my wife crying!! Se ad mixed up our newborn twin grls and couldn't tell wic was wic!! I looked at te grls!! Nieter could I!! FML

#12953032
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52313) - you deserved it (7872)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I was helping mah friend create an online dating profile. When she got her serech results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, an ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already marrid. To me. big fat FML

#11983627
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101031) - you deserved it (5853)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40986) - you deserved it (8456)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)



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