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by candymansvan17 / 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML
by froggylicious / 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by NotSoAnon / 08/13/2011 at 11:31am / United States / Miscellaneous
by badass / 08/13/2011 at 3:25am / United States / Love
by anonymous / 08/13/2011 at 2:58am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
by brittbrat4 / 08/13/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by bTOhno / 08/13/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by sydneybourgeois / 08/13/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
by -_- / 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 7:15pm / France / Love
by ThisGuy97 / 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm / United States / Health
Today, I was on the bus when a really cute guy came on. The only seat left was the one next to me, so I smiled and waited for him to sit down. He looked at the seat, looked at me, and opted to stand until his stop. FML
by ouch / 08/12/2011 at 4:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML
by Coldsnap / 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML
by Zoe Avila / 08/09/2011 at 6:55pm / United States / Animals
- Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes,… Today, I slept with my deputy manager. He slept with my insane jealous housemate months ago. I need… Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and…