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by MTJY / 09/12/2011 at 12:53am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
by Stuck / 09/08/2011 at 6:00am / United States / Health
Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you will be labeled as someone with a short temper. However the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
by blue / 09/08/2011 at 4:23am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by all5fingers / 09/08/2011 at 1:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by me / 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Sammylad / 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm / United Kingdom (London) / Work
by sadsadperson / 09/07/2011 at 4:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML
by sad / 09/07/2011 at 1:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Holidays
by Mattador / 09/06/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by grossedout / 09/06/2011 at 1:33am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by foreseeingabreakup / 09/06/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by wheezy / 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by kidswithnomanners / 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by thefrightening1 / 09/05/2011 at 11:03am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…