Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

LongLiveAsians

Search for a member

LongLiveAsians

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2105
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LongLiveAsians : :) Hi

LongLiveAsians's page activity

Visits<b>TheSlimeCat</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 4:24pm<b>bnjmn10</b> - the 05/11/2013 at 12:38pm<b>jackson38</b> - the 05/10/2013 at 10:25am<b>goatcheese4you</b> - the 05/08/2013 at 9:46am<b>crackmore278</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 12:22am<b>talloco</b> - the 01/27/2013 at 11:54pm<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 10/05/2011 at 7:25am<b>knightrider2993</b> - the 09/24/2011 at 12:42pm<b>russianspy1234</b> - the 09/24/2011 at 10:42am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:08pm<b>bullrider92</b> - the 08/27/2011 at 1:49pm<b>jakeshade11</b> - the 08/23/2011 at 1:57am

LongLiveAsians's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of LongLiveAsians's badges

LongLiveAsians's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30944) - you deserved it (5416)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27011) - you deserved it (32386)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27447) - you deserved it (10711)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

#17937803
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30865) - you deserved it (3121)

On 10/08/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

#17874852
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29659) - you deserved it (2930)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33095) - you deserved it (4453)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33095) - you deserved it (4453)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29288) - you deserved it (3844)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40399) - you deserved it (3250)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, I had to explain to a woman I didn't know that my husband was killed overseas. She replied, "I know exactly how you feel, my dog died last month." FML

#17793526
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42130) - you deserved it (2862)

On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

#17790312
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39314) - you deserved it (2257)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

#17757259
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24327) - you deserved it (2640)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

#17755908
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21560) - you deserved it (2348)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to my house and fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side saying "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said "all fixed." FML

#17742715
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8183) - you deserved it (38870)

On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85247) - you deserved it (13074)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)



FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: