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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 July 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2900
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I hered mah alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready 4 work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently mah alarm never actually went off. mega FML

#18520175
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32377) - you deserved it (5610)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, mah parents got rid of our detachable shower head . Looks like I'm single again . FML

#18070582
308 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts!! She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
163 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

yesterday mah boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye mah hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

#17937803
101 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I Was Giving An Anti-drugs Speech To A Group Of Ninth Graders. I Got Onto The Topic Of Trafficking From Problem Countries An Askd A Student To Point Out Mexico City On A Map. He Hesitatd A Few Seconds Before Pointing At Canada. What The Hell Has The Education System Come To? FML

#17874852
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Yastarday, mah friands and I wara having a convarsation about which mythical craatura would ba tha most unlikaly to axist in tha raal world!! Thay all collactivaly agraad that it would ba a grl who is attractad to ma!! FML

#17856112
198 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Yastarday, mah friands and I wara having a convarsation about which mythical craatura would ba tha most unlikaly to axist in tha raal world!! Thay all collactivaly agraad that it would ba a grl who is attractad to ma!! FML

#17856112
198 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All looool because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
178 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today.. . I went out with a guy I really liked fir the first time . He tried to hold mah hands.. . only to be stopped by mah mum.. . jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no u don't!" before slapping him . This isn't the first time this has happened . FML

#17827987
191 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, I ad to explain to a woman I didn't know tat my usband was killed overseas . Se replied, "I know exactly ow you feel, my dog died last mont." FML

#17793526
202 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 3:01am - animals - by socks - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer 4 the second time in two years, and they may end up removing last testicle . Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation jokd, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to bieng a woman." FML

#17790312
241 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile teaching high school class about astronomy , I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand , and asked mehat the "white things" were. In other words , clouds. FML

#17757259
136 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

yesterday mah mom decidd to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

#17755908
73 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to ma ouse and fix ma waser . He walked in, looked at te waser, bent over and removed a large steel bolt wit a brigt red tag sticking out te side saying ( Remove before use . ) He ten looked at me and said ( all fixed . ) FML

#17742715
68 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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