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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 July 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 543
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About LollipopDragon : Wether you clicked on my profile by accident or I said something stupid, Yo.
I'm Karolyn.
I'm in high school.
It sucks.
I love video games.
I want to be a director or graphic designer.
M&Ms are the shit.

Most of the time, you probaby deserved it.

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LollipopDragon's favorite FMLs

Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25928) - you deserved it (12875)

On 11/27/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for my programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me. He must have been a programmer too, because he spent the next few hours staring at my screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26449) - you deserved it (2415)

On 11/19/2012 at 5:37pm - misc - by Trinity (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML


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On 11/15/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by WentInABush (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML


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On 11/14/2012 at 2:46am - love - by he's mine (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML


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On 11/09/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Argentina (Buenos Aires)

Today, I started my new job as the only IT tech for my office. My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together for "fun". FML


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On 11/06/2012 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29689) - you deserved it (2634)

On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

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