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LolaD18
  • Town/Country : N.Ireland
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1085
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LolaD18 : 0h H@! 7hUrz!! x3
Yeah, so I like to laugh at your misfortune :) Suck it up.
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Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

#16846296
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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

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On 06/24/2011 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my neighbor passed away, and my father and I went to give his wife our condolences. In the middle of my dad's conversation with the wife, he says "I'm sorry for your loss, I knew Jim well, he was a great guy." The wife stares at him and says, "His name was Rich." FML

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
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On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
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On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

#16307773
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On 05/23/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by sleepy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

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124 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

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On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML

#16161351
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On 05/13/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by f*cks_sake - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
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On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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164 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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