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By WasteOMoney / Monday 4 July 2011 01:50 / United States

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

By beablue18 / Monday 4 July 2011 00:27 / Germany

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

By fmylife7721 / Sunday 3 July 2011 05:51 / Canada

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

By Cowgirl_Up37 - / Saturday 2 July 2011 20:54 / United States