About LoganBballin16 : I'm 16
single
play basketball,volleyball, and preatty much anything else! :)
I love music it's my life
I play the acustic and I can sing preatty well or so iv been told :p
I drive a black ford explorer v8
I'm a waiter at an itain restront not tellin u witch one :p
Other than all that ^^^ I'm done tellin u about me :D bye now :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I got hit by a flying log of Salami that someone threw out of their car window, and its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by ifpigsflew (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic". FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend randomly asked me how big the Sun would be compared to the Earth. I didn't have anything on me to help demonstrate, so to imitate the Earth, I made a small hole with my index finger and thumb and said "Okay, imagine a ball this small." She then looked at my crotch. FML
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On 08/27/2010 at 8:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)
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