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About LlamaUprising : I enjoy Lord of the Rings, Saving Private Ryan and many other films/tv.

I also play a lot of Guild Wars 2 and RPG like games.


My profile picture is the main "boss" in Lord of the Rings: War in the North, Sauron's lieutenant Agandaûr.

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Today... I Walkd In On Mah Roommatehacking Off To Clown Porn. FML

#20895842
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51659) - you deserved it (6317)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

#20742609
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60091) - you deserved it (3932)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, mah cat laarnd how to opan doors. Evar sinca than sha's baan running up to mah room, opaning mah door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33403) - you deserved it (4472)

On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market an buy a copy of 50 Shade of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laughhile ringing me up. FML

#20516035
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39313) - you deserved it (10376)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I walkd in on my son and is friand comparing tara panis sizas . Tay'ra 6 . FML

#20415295
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36223) - you deserved it (5111)

On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I RAN INTO MY INFANT DAUGHTER'S ROOM BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HEARD HER CRYING, AN FOUND SHE WAS STILL SOUND ASLEEP IN HER CRIB. THE SCREAMS WERE COMING FROM THE MOUSE OUR CAT WAS USING TO PAINT HER BEDROOM WALLS. FML

#20400604
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26620) - you deserved it (2021)

On 12/15/2012 at 10:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... as my 12 hour shift was about to finish... a young boy cummd in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money... which I found admirable. That is... until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

#20398760
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25430) - you deserved it (2046)

On 12/14/2012 at 12:10am - kids - by Ethan_18 - United States

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin . I guess I got slightly carried away, cuz I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of face, up nose and into eye . FML

Today I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information but instead stood there saying "Like a good nieghbor Statefarm is there." FML

#20176033
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25521) - you deserved it (1788)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

2day while I was cleaning out my son's room, I cummed across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity, I found ramblings about how blacks, Jews, and other "inferior breeds" should be forcibly sterilized "for the common good." FML

#20147982
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28704) - you deserved it (8979)

On 11/04/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Ugh - United States (California)

TADAY I SHOWD MY FRIENDS THE PICTURE I DREW PICTURING THE FOUR OF US IN A 'ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE' SETTING. TURNS OUT THEY NEVER SAW ME AS THERE FRIEND, AN I'M CREEPING THEM OUT. FML

#20128150
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25379) - you deserved it (7727)

On 10/22/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by Nana (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (4285)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstars. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole u didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML

#20109762
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16213) - you deserved it (61205)

On 10/09/2012 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by cumhole (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my looool boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. mega FML

#20094500
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30912) - you deserved it (5265)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I was assigned to write a short story about wat we imagine Earth to be like in 500 yeres , an daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it an read it aloud to the class. He asked 4 my inspiration , an I didn't have the heret to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML



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