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LlamaFlavoured
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 March 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of comments : 16
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Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (106789) - you deserved it (11166)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)



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