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LlamaFlavoured

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  • Town/Country : Kingsbridge, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1987
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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LlamaFlavoured's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57860) - you deserved it (19541)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney King in the bedroom. Then my grandpa, fresh off a DUI, asked if my boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML

#20727456
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43600) - you deserved it (4045)

On 06/15/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

#20198676
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36128) - you deserved it (7021)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

#19719938
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27027) - you deserved it (5205)

On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39264) - you deserved it (11070)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (9929)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24365) - you deserved it (6710)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20407) - you deserved it (7107)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35373) - you deserved it (3643)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

#18804731
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27676) - you deserved it (13013)

On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33284) - you deserved it (5302)

On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37224) - you deserved it (4523)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35277) - you deserved it (29576)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

#18642505
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24637) - you deserved it (4752)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

#18561191
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25121) - you deserved it (5383)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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