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  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 March 1998 (16 years)
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Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML

#21165697
97 comments

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On 06/07/2014 at 1:15am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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95 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

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162 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

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On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

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On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

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On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of



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