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  • Town/Country : Kingsbridge, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 March 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20685) - you deserved it (3835)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by kissandcontrol01 - United States (California)

Today, my dad introduced me as his pet orangutan. I'm a redhead. FML

Today, I was lying on a couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20169) - you deserved it (8610)

On 08/24/2015 at 4:46am - misc - by Annie (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26442) - you deserved it (4640)

On 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28500) - you deserved it (4989)

On 06/02/2015 at 3:42am - money - by sorrystupid - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28122) - you deserved it (6651)

On 05/31/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33805) - you deserved it (7629)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27544) - you deserved it (24585)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41412) - you deserved it (2991)

On 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Laois)

Today, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23381) - you deserved it (12635)

On 04/24/2015 at 1:09pm - misc - by Kira (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32684) - you deserved it (4256)

On 04/16/2015 at 9:10am - animals - by HM (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31711) - you deserved it (2924)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:46am - kids - by transcendingnerd (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33504) - you deserved it (2732)

On 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by fuck right off (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24153) - you deserved it (16322)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm - health - by Iwtumn (woman) - Austria

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