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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1758
  • Number of comments : 233
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About LizzJizz : Right, well I'm 4'ft'10.
Reside here in California.
Do enjoy a good conversation, easily amused.
Down for pretty much anything, love to have fun
Live a Fast Life, I'm an adventurous lil person
Type 1 Juvenile Diabetic
Love to socialize, so lets be buds?
I'm a pitbull advocate and love bully breeds
I currently own 2 apbts & a Rescued pit lab mix.

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Today, during sex, my boyfriend stops and asks if he can eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

#19414574
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26569) - you deserved it (4288)

On 04/05/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Krissy (woman) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

#19406628
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12575) - you deserved it (29574)

On 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38187) - you deserved it (2892)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32218) - you deserved it (2379)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21707) - you deserved it (9938)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26553) - you deserved it (2738)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

#19337633
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12704) - you deserved it (32505)

On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

#19335521
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25841) - you deserved it (5392)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me with whiskey in his mouth. It felt like my genitals were on fire. FML

#19324348
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25024) - you deserved it (6112)

On 03/22/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML

#19270252
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29157) - you deserved it (7290)

On 03/13/2012 at 8:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

#19261628
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30858) - you deserved it (4085)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

#19231360
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (6104)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16489) - you deserved it (43165)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

#19173399
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25624) - you deserved it (3787)

On 02/27/2012 at 6:06am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17132) - you deserved it (55712)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)



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