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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1905
  • Number of comments : 233
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About LizzJizz : Right, well I'm 4'ft'10.
Reside here in California.
Do enjoy a good conversation, easily amused.
Down for pretty much anything, love to have fun
Live a Fast Life, I'm an adventurous lil person
Type 1 Juvenile Diabetic
Love to socialize, so lets be buds?
I'm a pitbull advocate and love bully breeds
I currently own 2 apbts & a Rescued pit lab mix.

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Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

#19855906
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25153) - you deserved it (4277)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by RatCityChick - United States (Washington)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

#19853880
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (8787)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:58am - intimacy - by maggie74 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

#19838531
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30805) - you deserved it (2895)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

#19833451
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25583) - you deserved it (3475)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:23am - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

#19635383
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22666) - you deserved it (1635)

On 05/17/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by secret_source (woman) - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

#19635383
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22666) - you deserved it (1635)

On 05/17/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by secret_source (woman) - United States

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

#19611188
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34480) - you deserved it (5268)

On 05/12/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by rj - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

#19608230
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29666) - you deserved it (9405)

On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

#19594950
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32392) - you deserved it (3104)

On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38247) - you deserved it (3601)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML

#19480957
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22878) - you deserved it (6683)

On 04/16/2012 at 9:59pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18253) - you deserved it (47458)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36163) - you deserved it (2789)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

#19428378
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23270) - you deserved it (3114)

On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML

#19423040
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13766) - you deserved it (40495)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States



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