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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4730
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About LiznessMonster : I don't have anything to go right here, but any questions I can answer!

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LiznessMonster's favorite FMLs

Today... I spotted my neighbour's cat sitting on there front garden. I bent over and began walking towards it with my hand out saying... "Hello pussycat". I was only a few feet away when I realised I was talking to a white bag of sand. I turned to see my family in hysterics. FML

#4806587
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12701) - you deserved it (37143)

On 08/25/2009 at 7:40am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIAND THRAW MA A GOING-AWAY PARTY. DURING THA PARTY, I CAUGHT HIM IN MY BADROOM HOOKING UP WITH MY FRIAND BACAUSA ( YOU'RA LAAVING SOON ANYWAY SO IT DOASN'T MATTAR. ) I'LL ONLY BA GONA FIR 6 WAAKS. FML

#4694053
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42442) - you deserved it (2928)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:06pm - intimacy - by lonelyinlondon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today my boyfriend an I were aving sex. After about 10 minutes, wen we cange positions, e souts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" looool FML

#4636801
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58429) - you deserved it (11697)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a papar cut wila opaning ma box of Band-Aids. FML

#4566458
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49266) - you deserved it (8687)

On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."

#4421825
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76175) - you deserved it (6573)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."

#4421825
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76175) - you deserved it (6573)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today I Was At Home My Mom Came And Saw Me Holding Wat She Thought Was A Glass Of Beer. She Took The Glass Threw It And Slapped Me Fir Drinking It. I Was Drinking Apple Juice. FML

#4228843
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54890) - you deserved it (2876)

On 08/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by kashish0711 (man) - India (Chandigarh)

Today... I was at Target with mah mom an we finishd purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said... ( This thing is too big to fit in. ) Frst thing mah mom yells? ( THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ) an starts laughing hysterically in front of the entre store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45908) - you deserved it (11526)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I sent out mah monthly curriculum list to the parent of the kids in mah math class so they can see wat their children will be learning. I usually end mah e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parent got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

#3505255
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41632) - you deserved it (21895)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to announce to mah son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up an yells: ( fuck this shit! ) an walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

#3261545
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64881) - you deserved it (27001)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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