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LiznessMonster

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5110
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About LiznessMonster : I don't have anything to go right here, but any questions I can answer!

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LiznessMonster's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML

#17171472
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25911) - you deserved it (11568)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by nataliepaige - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55045) - you deserved it (9345)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55045) - you deserved it (9345)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55045) - you deserved it (9345)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (142420) - you deserved it (8095)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11263) - you deserved it (77929) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39653) - you deserved it (4826)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39653) - you deserved it (4826)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37150) - you deserved it (6077)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML

#16235251
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27683) - you deserved it (9706)

On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38973) - you deserved it (10507)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46552) - you deserved it (4939)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13458) - you deserved it (39751)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

#15441546
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11549) - you deserved it (42619)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38603) - you deserved it (32137)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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