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LiznessMonster

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5156
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About LiznessMonster : I don't have anything to go right here, but any questions I can answer!

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LiznessMonster's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58069) - you deserved it (15000)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1217757) - you deserved it (127571)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18790) - you deserved it (58935)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
516 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244926) - you deserved it (82554)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

#24664
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37331) - you deserved it (7895)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28194) - you deserved it (4489)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

#4745
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35489) - you deserved it (9609)

On 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm - love - by someonevexed - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44640) - you deserved it (10511)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

#1388
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16654) - you deserved it (5868)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24048) - you deserved it (2578)

On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

#891
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24304) - you deserved it (7103)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15830) - you deserved it (17375)

On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25698) - you deserved it (5793)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version



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