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LiznessMonster's favorite FMLs
Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML
by Scottrick / 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML
by El Boz / 02/22/2009 at 9:52am / United States (Maryland) / Animals
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Chicketi / 02/11/2009 at 9:45am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by someonevexed / 02/01/2009 at 2:01pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Love
by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by poisonhand / 01/14/2009 at 10:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love
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