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LiznessMonster's favorite FMLs
by HylianFox / 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work
by BadassRumbleroar / 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Jman6295 / 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by plantfood / 01/06/2012 at 12:47am / United States / Transportation
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Kevin / 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML
by suhleedah18 / 12/19/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Health
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
by Grubendol / 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 12/15/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
- Today, I was running late to work and noticed that my car keys weren't in the right spot. I quickly… Today I came out to my family as a lesbian. A few days ago, my brother came out as bisexual and my… Today, the same boss that made me cry last week for something that wasn't my fault, flipped a shit…