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LiznessMonster

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5111
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About LiznessMonster : I don't have anything to go right here, but any questions I can answer!

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I agree, their lives suck

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LiznessMonster's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27226) - you deserved it (2810)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML

#18886717
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9323) - you deserved it (30868)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

#18857605
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24003) - you deserved it (2606)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm - misc - by BadassRumbleroar - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40519) - you deserved it (6358)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

#18785359
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27711) - you deserved it (5080)

On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27153) - you deserved it (14044)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

#18722642
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30221) - you deserved it (5912)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by plantfood - United States

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33411) - you deserved it (9229)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31957) - you deserved it (27553)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43988) - you deserved it (3189)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

#18645768
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9015) - you deserved it (35299)

On 12/29/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18815) - you deserved it (29144) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML

#18549843
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31533) - you deserved it (2396)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:03am - health - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24905) - you deserved it (5599)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27162) - you deserved it (2663)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)



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