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Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
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On 05/15/2013 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
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On 05/14/2013 at 7:32am - misc - by ktorih137 - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends' night out. FML
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On 05/12/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by forever alone - United Kingdom
Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML
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On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
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On 04/20/2013 at 9:43am - misc - by dentedmercedes - United States (Michigan)
Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML
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On 04/20/2013 at 8:02am - love - by How strange - United States
Today, I found out I'm failing school. Why am I failing? Because I work 60 hours a week. Why do I work 60 hours a week? To pay for school. FML
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On 03/28/2013 at 10:26am - work - by school issues - United States
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
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On 03/02/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by stabbed with kindness (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)
Today, to avoid a massive delay on our scheduled flight at the airport, we were generously moved to an earlier flight home. An hour later, our new flight had been cancelled and they told us we'd be stuck at the airport overnight. Our original flight took off fine. FML
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On 03/02/2013 at 9:14am - misc - by melyeah - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boss gave me the task of firing a recently-hired coworker next Friday. This guy spends most of his off-hours working out, probably abusing the fuck out of steroids, and to whom prison is like a bed-and-breakfast. I fear for my life by this point. FML
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On 03/01/2013 at 1:22pm - work - by cthulhu help me (man) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
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On 02/28/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by useless pos (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML
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On 02/28/2013 at 5:33pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Ards)
Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
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On 02/28/2013 at 2:57am - love - by notapervert - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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On 02/27/2013 at 7:27pm - misc - by segal1010 - United States (Maryland)
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