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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my dog accidentally crapped on her leash. When I flicked the leash to get the poo off, it went flying. Have you ever had warm poo hit you in the face on a cold day when there's 6 inches of snow on the ground? I have. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 7:50pm - animals - by doggie_doo_face (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 12:01am - love - by Star (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
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Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by mylifeissad (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was talking to my aunt about my brother's recent arrest for drug possession. I proudly told her that I have never done drugs of any kind. Her response: "Well, actually you were born addicted to heroin, so you had a drug problem long before your brother." FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 2:23pm - health - by drugbaby (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 9:31am - love - by cheaters_should_die (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version
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