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Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)
Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML
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On 07/23/2010 at 8:06pm - health - by fiery (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
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On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
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On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States
Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
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On 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by anonmys - United States (California)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 8:48am - intimacy - by Bushfan101 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -
Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially unacceptable and downright inappropriate to apply Thrush ointment in the lounge room. I realised I wasn't getting through to her when she called me ''Uptight,'' ''Victorian" and ''prudish'' to name a few. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 3:26am - intimacy - by 1378 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML
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On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States
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