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LittlestV

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6176
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LittlestV : I pretty much just use the app... Because I'm too lazy to check the site on a computer. Basically.

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Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML

#12793954
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27132) - you deserved it (3632)

On 08/28/2010 at 9:36pm - love - by 713 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML

#12748715
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29089) - you deserved it (8254)

On 08/26/2010 at 12:11am - love - by tj - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

#12726945
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33855) - you deserved it (4487)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

#12726945
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33855) - you deserved it (4487)

On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58440) - you deserved it (4168)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML

#12612052
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16451) - you deserved it (27831)

On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML

#12592660
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34389) - you deserved it (3781)

On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

#12573774
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39644) - you deserved it (4382)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a 2 mile walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML

#12360935
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30679) - you deserved it (2191)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by sicufovoshxbsjdk - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54023) - you deserved it (3880)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

#12261661
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8597) - you deserved it (33400)

On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

#12110057
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29174) - you deserved it (9441)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by cameltoeyourface (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33160) - you deserved it (3078)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

#12096842
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36075) - you deserved it (2485)

On 07/25/2010 at 1:45am - animals - by greaaaatt. - United States (Ohio)



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