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Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 8:48pm - animals - by vstan (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 8:19am - love - by groomsman (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)
Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a 2 mile walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by sicufovoshxbsjdk - United States (New York)
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML
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On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)
Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)
Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by cameltoeyourface (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 1:45am - animals - by greaaaatt. - United States (Ohio)
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, and tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, and then pretends to fall asleep. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous90 (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 7:21pm - love - by ghostyyy - Sent from mobile version
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