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LittlestV
  • Town/Country : United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 January 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 3862
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LittlestV : I pretty much just use the app... Because I'm too lazy to check the site on a computer. Basically.

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Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

#13512801
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31237) - you deserved it (2226)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML

#13496541
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24389) - you deserved it (2146)

On 10/18/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

#13490049
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44718) - you deserved it (3478)

On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was called to reports of a drunk and disorderly male. I arrived to discover a drunk man having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me me and shouted 'God save the Queen'. It's then that I remembered that it's my job to do something about it. FML

#13444115
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27943) - you deserved it (2917)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML

#13361904
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43377) - you deserved it (4704)

On 10/08/2010 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

#13337964
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34913) - you deserved it (3289)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by cantstoplaughing (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

#13312784
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27885) - you deserved it (4581)

On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61148) - you deserved it (5804)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today, 50,000 copies of the new edition of the town's phone book came out. I manage a pizza place and bought a full menu ad. Apparently the ad designer got confused, as they placed my cell phone number in huge bold letters at the bottom of the ad instead of the store's phone number. FML

#12949707
96 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. The ring just had a piece of graphite on it. My boyfriend argued that since graphite and diamonds are both just forms of carbon, it is the same thing. FML

#12899907
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27487) - you deserved it (11007)

On 09/04/2010 at 10:08am - misc - by pencilring (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (4357)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

#12852491
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32270) - you deserved it (3390)

On 09/01/2010 at 9:50am - love - by ouch (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, my external hard drive broke. My husband tried to fix it, and the computer told him he needed to format it. Apparently he didn't know what formatting does, so he did it. I'm a wedding photographer and had a full summer of unfinished wedding photography on there. FML

#12822574
169 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 2:42pm - work - by photogirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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