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LittlestV

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 January 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4682
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LittlestV : I pretty much just use the app... Because I'm too lazy to check the site on a computer. Basically.

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Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

#17329330
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30325) - you deserved it (15544)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32764) - you deserved it (8228)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51048) - you deserved it (4733)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37456) - you deserved it (16307)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49146) - you deserved it (8014)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33386) - you deserved it (45057)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37730) - you deserved it (6412)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
434 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44140) - you deserved it (8747)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

#15024554
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39682) - you deserved it (4296)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

#15004070
43 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 4:08pm - misc - by clips (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

#14975268
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43357) - you deserved it (3940)

On 02/14/2011 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by bleu_noir (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

#14973308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36701) - you deserved it (4298)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
163 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

#14847630
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46974) - you deserved it (3696)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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