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Lisee92

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 March 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1102
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lisee92 : Here to be entertained and to remember that my life is not bad at all.

Currently studying psychology in the UK.

Like getting to know new people so feel free to message ✌🏼

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Fucked!<b>xKG33x</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 5:03am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 4:21am<b>srinathmatti</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 5:44pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 7:41pm<b>lujainkh</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 9:51pm<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 1:09am<b>T_Rev1017</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 2:41am<b>itssnotfunny</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 8:51pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 2:51am<b>Syruphs</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 8:15pm<b>mariusakke</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 3:50pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 5:05am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 7:57pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 5:40am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 4:59am<b>martini47</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 2:21pm

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Lisee92's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

by William Johnson / 12/26/2013 at 6:57pm / United States (Alaska) / Love

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

by KittyKat / 11/03/2013 at 9:22am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend of a year denied in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML

by Zkroger / 10/23/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Love

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

by fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit / 10/12/2013 at 4:28pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

by Loser / 08/21/2013 at 11:17am / United States / Geek

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

by ZeroLuck / 08/15/2013 at 10:32pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2013 at 3:47pm / United States / Work

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2013 at 2:11pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

by BurnedByAWaiter / 05/24/2011 at 9:59am / Miscellaneous