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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 September 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3006
  • Number of comments : 989
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Lisa89 : Noble Lisa89 the 1st.

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Lisa89's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55815) - you deserved it (8204)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me every day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30892) - you deserved it (6407)

On 12/27/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by kanenakid - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74333) - you deserved it (12946)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML


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On 11/17/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by Araya (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML


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On 10/19/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44075) - you deserved it (28039)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:21am - intimacy - by verysadasian (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78267) - you deserved it (6695)

On 06/25/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Tom (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML


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On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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