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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 May 1981 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10419) - you deserved it (51766)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36498) - you deserved it (89562)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62528) - you deserved it (6427)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44748) - you deserved it (6145)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)



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