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Today, my toddler stood up in the shopping cart and fell giving himself a black eye. Later while at a restaurant he tried to stand up in his highchair. I quickly blurted out "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. Now the waiter wont stop glaring at me. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
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On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I reached in between the couch cushions to see if my iPod had slipped in there. I didn't find my iPod, but I did find an old utility knife blade. With my fingers. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 10:25pm - health - by n0taplumber - United States (Indiana)
Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 5:58pm - misc - by royalscenery (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 5:58pm - misc - by royalscenery (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was going to my first job interview since I was laid off. About 10 yards from the door, I felt a sharp pain in my side and something in my pocket. It turned out to be a knife in my side, and a mugger robbing me because I looked rich. I haven't had any money in months, and missed the interview. FML
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On 10/22/2010 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML
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On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML
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On 09/15/2010 at 11:53am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to the airport with my mom, who requested a wheelchair for me, since I have a broken leg. I'm 24. Embarrassed, I insisted I push myself around, instead of an airline assistant doing it. A few seconds later, I crash into the same airline assistant, who then falls back into my lap. FML
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On 09/15/2010 at 11:53am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML
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On 06/04/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by xricardo - United States (Arizona)
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 2:05am - misc - by thewordsicantsay (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
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