About Lioness8197
I love reading and writing. I love to longboard. I want a Great Dane and German Shepherd. I love baseball and football. Lions are my favorite animal. I'm a Leo. I want to become a baker and one day own a bakery that I can call mine. I'm a very respectful person. Don't assume because I'm a teenager I'm rude, disrespectful and inconsiderate.
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Lioness8197's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 19 April 2013 05:14 / Canada - Clairmont

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

By animal lover... / Saturday 5 October 2013 22:34 /

Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 5 October 2013 22:25 / United States - Statham

Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 22 December 2013 19:10 / Israel

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

By obnum / Thursday 18 April 2013 14:37 / United States