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  • Number of visits : 5399
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

#19260934
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21885) - you deserved it (3294)

On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my new roommate told me he was bisexual. A little concerned, I opened up and told him that made me uncomfortable. His reply: "Oh don't worry, I'm only attracted to good looking guys." FML

#19232371
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12851) - you deserved it (45207)

On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML

#19199662
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29074) - you deserved it (2598)

On 03/01/2012 at 10:54pm - intimacy - by imawesome - United States

Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML

#19196549
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8435) - you deserved it (52806) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by BadIdea - France

Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML

#19161830
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25023) - you deserved it (2843)

On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan

Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML

#19161181
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6477) - you deserved it (26407)

On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

#19152897
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24848) - you deserved it (6199)

On 02/24/2012 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

#19142654
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31923) - you deserved it (2669)

On 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm - kids - by crzyry (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

#19137276
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27451) - you deserved it (4801)

On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

#19124149
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26331) - you deserved it (4059)

On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

#19122021
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20775) - you deserved it (6751)

On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML

#19111360
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22744) - you deserved it (10251)

On 02/18/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by snowinggrey - United States

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36878) - you deserved it (3752)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

#19040950
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11592) - you deserved it (30981)

On 02/10/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

#19026330
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24827) - you deserved it (2216)

On 02/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous -



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