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Linkerdoodles's favorite FMLs

Today, a friend was put on suicide watch when her parents wouldn't pay $500 for a premium senior picture package. FML

By AwkwardHaole808 / Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:52 / United States - Hilo

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 3 April 2013 09:17 / United States

Today, while working at a porn store, a group of six people tried to return used toys and penis pumps. Even though you can't return any items, it's still an unfortunately common occurrence. The semen in these particular toys, however, is not. All of them began shouting at me for not refunding them. FML

By ohgodwhyyoufreaks - / Monday 1 April 2013 11:57 / United States - Moorhead

Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 March 2013 10:43 / United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

By Susan - / Monday 18 March 2013 08:59 / Ireland